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“Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”

Isaac Asimov

“Our Bible reveals to us the character of God with minute and remorseless exactness…It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere.”

Mark Twain

HJ Lite, as currently practiced at least on the North Shore of Chicago and at the flagship Birmingham Temple, is a diluted, backward looking betrayal of Sherwin Wine’s basic message, a return to Torah and Midrash, to stories and stories about stories.

Way too much time is spent on these interpretive activities, this intellectual wheel-spinning (but people eat it up; they love stories). The “product,” to use a bit of sports jargon, looks a lot like Reform Judaism.

In its place, I offer my humble alternative: HJ Classic (What Sherwin really was saying).

I: Critique of religion

The first premise in HJ Classic (and the subject of the previous post) is a critique of religion. We must stand with Dawkins and Hitchens…and, in our public events and services, not shrink from directing at religious believers the same sort of tough criticism they level at us (but without the anger and violence): contrary to the prevailing currents of society, religon is bad for you.

It humiliates people before deities, falsely states that salvation and forgiveness come from deities or in the hereafter, and weds humans to destructive delusional fantasies, with a lot of violent acting out, especially by Muslims.

Muslim or dead

I just heard that a huge number of people in the world do not consider Barack Obama — or even his father — Christian. Once a Muslim, always a Muslim. Or you’re dead.

Thus Edward Luttwak (I’m a big fan) suggests that police and soldiers in a Muslim country could not guard a President Obama. They’d be required to kill him.

That is the kind of insanity we must oppose — not with more religion, but with the trurh.

II: Scientific perspective on ancient texts

The second fundamental piece of HJ Classic is a scientific perspective on the ancient texts. Let’s recognize them for what they are — and move on.

Long, long ago, when Star Trek was very, very young, there was an episode (”A Piece of the Action”) in which The Enterprise comes upon a race of highly imitative beings who have based their entire culture and belief system on one artifact from a departed colony of humans: a book about gangs in Chicago in the 1920s.

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“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.”

Thomas Szasz

Now that I have officially departed from establishmentarian Humanistic Judaism (hereafter HJ Lite), with its obsession with Torah, Midrash (a word I NEVER heard until I came to Chicago), and looking as much as possible like Reform/Reconstructionist Jews who don’t pray…the task remains to put something in its place.

That something is already there: it is HJ Classic, Humanistic Judaism as articulated by Rabbi Wine in his many services, books and sermons.

One of the key themes of HJ Classic, a vibrant, forward-looking Secular Humanistic Judaism, is a bold critique of religion, of the kind practiced by outspoken humanists like Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris.

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Last Saturday was Pole Day at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Whooopeee!

I don’t even know what that is. I don’t care.

All I know is that an Indy car gets less than 2 mpg. A car burns approximately 1.3 gallons of fuel per lap at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, or 650 gallons per car for the 500 mile race, not to mention the greenhouse gas emissions and pollutants (emission- and pollution-control equipment would only slow down these mighty engines of American arrogance). And we’re still two weeks away from the big event itself.

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“To renounce liberty is to renounce being [human], to surrender the rights of humanity and even its duties.”

Rousseau

“Liberty means responsibility. That is why most [people] dread it.”

G.B. Shaw

Today Bob Barr announced his candidacy as a Libertarian, to give Americans more choices.

Hope flickers anew — the hope of a free country. This blog is rich with rants on the incompetence, stupidity, power-lust, and downright meanness of government. The drug war and the endless military interventions are examples of everything America was NOT supposed to be.

The chances to realize the Founders’ promise of liberty, to make our beloved country what it was supposed to be…are rapidly slipping away, as the candidates wallow in bullshit and blustering, fake patriotism.

Barr’s announcement is most welcome. I pretty much know what his platform is, because Libertarians don’t just oppose the unconstitutional growth of government; they also stand for something positive.

We don’t waffle. We don’t pander. We don’t engage in identity politics: any candidate is OK if he/she fulfills the constitutional requirements and defends the Constitution (which Presidents really haven’t done for at least 100 years).

If YOU want to be free, if you are not AFRAID to be free…now’s your chance. Liberty is the most inclusive concept we have — and a novel campaign theme at that!

Commentators are still mired in old-think, speculating on whether Barr (or a Barr/Paul ticket) would “take votes away” from McCain and “guarantee” Obama’s election.

But this isn’t about individual candidates. As long as there’s a Libertarian in the race, it’s about LIBERTY and the Constitution: Who will defend them and who will not?

Who is against liberty? Against lower taxes and no war?

Whatever your color and gender, wouldn’t you want to live with MUCH more money, in peace, freedom, prosperity, and REAL security? Wouldn’t you like to respect your government? (Another novel idea.)

Wouldn’t you like to be FREE?

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Below is the text of a speech I gave several years ago. Libertarians have great “brand consistency”– our message doesn’t change. Here’s one version of it:

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On the stupidity of crowds

“The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led.”

Edgar Allan Poe

“Let those who would affect singularity with success first determine to be very virtuous, and they will be sure to be very singular.”

Charles Caleb Colton

I note with interest the publication of a new book on the wisdom of crowds. It appears that crowds have a collective wisdom that exceeds the wisdom of any one individual, the way the audience can usually call the correct answer in “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” In some mysterious way, the aggregation of a crowd represents a pooling of knowledge and experience.

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“The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest possible amount of hissing.”

Attributed to Jean Baptiste Colbert (circa 1665)

“The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.”

John S. Coleman

Now that everyone has dutifully filed their income taxes to Uncle, the first of the pathetic “stimulus” checks will be sent out: a grand total of $600 per person and another $300 for every kid. For this we should fall on our knees and thank the government.

Similarly, Hillary proposes a “holiday tax vacation.” Americans can go driving — and waste countless gallons of fuel on their obscene auto races — with a brief respite from the government claw.

In both cases — and in all tax relief cases in which politicians appear to be doing us a favor, like parents giving children a little bit extra allowance — the policicians’ behavior is demeaning and insulting, in the extreme. That’s our money they have!
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It turns out that an initial, entirely serious inquiry from a believer has generated a most interesting discussion thread. The post below, in which I concluded that the original Richard was a hateful spammer, was incorrect. Towards the end of the string, there begins a dialog with the real Richard. Readers are encouraged to contribute.

[ORIGINAL POST]

Occasionally I hear from religious believers, so I was not surprised to receive the following:

I have often wondered what drives a person to seek a life without G-d. What can be gained by denying Him? What hope is there for humanity if they reject Him? I have an athiest friend, and it saddens me to know that he has two little girls, and he believes that when they die, that’s it…that they will be dust and the world will forget them. How does a person like that live with hope? Please help me understand.
With all respect,
Richard

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“Oratory is just like prostitution: you must have little tricks.”

Vittorio Emanuele Orlando

“Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable.”

Cicero

To a white liberal/libertarian like me, the preening, fulminating, expostulating, bloviating Black preacher is an obnoxious stereotype, like Stepin Fetchit, Uncle Tom, Black Sambo, or Aunt Jemima.

But those last four caricatures have vanished into the Hall of Shame, while the Reverends preach on, seldom hesitating to line their own pockets, because, after all, doesn’t the Reverend’s grandeur reflect well on his flock?

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“War is the health of the state.”

Randolph Bourne

The war on drugs has killed countless hundreds of thousands, here and abroad, but its single most hideous murder occurred on May 3. More on that below.

In a related story, as they say, we hear that a wave of gun violence has been sweeping some of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. More children dying in the crossfire. Many more are afraid to go out, just like their counterparts in Baghdad; they will be permanently scarred by what they have seen.

Americans have always loved their guns, no question, but the number of easily concealed, hand-held weapons has been VASTLY multiplied by the WAR ON DRUGS.

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I am Mani Leib, whose name is sung –
In Brownsville, Yeheputz, and farther,
they know it:
Among cobblers, a splendid cobbler; among
Poetical circles a splendid poet.

Mani Leib

How long does it take a movement to lose its focus, for a revolutionary idea to become watered down to mush? How long does it take before people simply get it wrong?

The answer depends on a variety of factors.

In the case of John Adams, as I learned from the recent HBO miniseries, it didn’t take long at all. At the end, he’s complaining that the famous painting of the signing of the Declaration of Independence simply didn’t reflect reality — the hurried way in which people signed the document, because, after all, they were at war.

Other things went wrong from the beginning, too. People found all kinds of ways for the government to grow, although it stayed relatively small until the Progressives of the early 20th century thought that they could micromanage society to perfection.

Liberty dead at 150

The idea of liberty, of limited government, lasted perhaps a hundred years, 150 at most. After two world wars and the Great Society of the 1960s, the upward growth of government was guaranteed.

The bureaucrats and politicians took World War II as an example of their ability to solve every problem, and now that’s exactly what they’re trying to do, miserably.

Also, I have no illusions about the early Republic. Government and business were probably in bed together from the very beginning. But it wasn’t till the explosion of regulation that lobbying and influence peddling became a huge money and power game.

Oh, yeah, that original idea about America being a moral beacon of peace and liberty for other nations — forget about it. The criminally insane Bush and his group of demented cronies have guaranteed that America will be hated and at war for years, if not decades, to come.

Secular Humanism, 2nd generation

In the case of Secular Humanistic Judaism, the counterrevolution that came a lot sooner. It certainly wasn’t helped by Rabbi Wine’s sudden death, but even before that, Sherwin had turned to other things and was spread too thin to prevent what happened next.

What happened next was backsliding, Torah-nostalgic, wishy-washy Humanistic Judaism that endlessly reworks the old stories, that seeks to make congregants little mini-scholars in Jewish letters, and rather completely ignores where Sherwin was leading.

This kind of Judaism is barely distinguishable from Reformism and — in my opinion, the biggest hypocrites of all — Reconstructism, who literally commit linguistic chicanery to make the old texts say what they do not say.

Attics and closets

Rabbi Wine did not believe in endlessly obsessing over the old texts, in contrast to his protégé, the current local Humanistic Rabbi, who, although a very nice and bright fellow, dismisses all objections to the relevance of his focus on stories with comments like “well, they’re our crazy uncles in the attic” (of the Lilith story) and, “it’s our skeleton in the closet; we have to acknowledge it” (of the ghastly passages in Deuteronomy).

I’m through with the attic and closets of Judaism. Those excuses simply do not cut it with me.

In 12 years at the Birmingham Temple, I never saw a Torah passage quoted at length and read aloud at a Friday night service. They rarely read the Torah at all.

Why should they? It’s a text from the eighth century B.C.E. with little or nothing to say to us. It is our ancestors’ view of the world, nothing more, and we respect it as such.

Midrash = stories about stories

In 12 years at the Birmingham Temple, I never heard the word “midrash.” Why should we care about that? It’s just stories about stories. “We write it to fill gaps in our understanding,” says Jacquelyn Osherow in the Spring 2008 version of the Nextbook Reader.

Midrash meshes easily with post-moderninsm. Anything means anything.

I’m sorry, I think post-modernism is BS. There is a REAL different between translation/paraphrase and “midrash.” You CAN be (fairly) certain about what a text says.

I’m gone.

The last Friday night service did it for me: it sealed my decision not to support this kind of Humanistic Judaism with another dollar of my money, except under one condition, which I will share here and with the Rabbi, if he wants to hear it.

I can no longer support this endless reworking and spinning of ancient stories about people who did not exist. In this respect, Humanistic Judaism today — and I am talking about four out of four congregations I have seen, including the flagship Birmingham Temple — is no different from any other kind of non-Orthodox Judaism, except that there are no actual prayers.

I guess that for most people, that’s heretical enough. But today, it’s not nearly enough.

Good camo

As a linguist, I see the brilliance of this strategy: it enables humanistic Judaism, sufficiently reviled by believers already, to fly under the radar and to say to other Jews, “look, we’re interested in the same things as you. We even talk about God (even though we don’t believe in him).”

This is unacceptable fence-straddling and wishy-washiness. Rabbi Wine’s vision was bold, INcisive, DEcisive, and not confrontational but “differentiational:” it had a keen edge to it that always made clear the difference between the beliefs/behaviors of humanistic Jews and those of other Jews and religious believers.

It’s clear that secular Humanistic Jews don’t talk to God. That remains a clear demarcation.

But I know that they talk about God, and to the extent that that happens — to the extent that they endlessly replay the Biblical stories and ancient shepherd wisdom, trying to find modern meaning in it all — they are not attending to the proper focus of Humanism, which is humanity itself.

Backwards

Today’s humanistic congregations — and if the Birmingham Temple is doing it, I have to assume the practice is widespread — have gone far into the past in search of content, with their endless obsession over Biblical stories and people who didn’t exist, as opposed to the ingenious humanist twist that Rabbi Wine introduced: real Jews in real time.

Rabbi Wine not only did not pray… he did not talk much at all about Biblical characters and ancient events with little or no relevance to us. He was concerned with real Jews in real time.

He followed the format of a traditional religious service, but instead of the Bible, he might read an excerpt from a Holocaust memoir or a Hebrew poem by an Israeli poet…something meaningful and provocative which led into his sermon on some aspect of Humanism or the human condition.

I think the fault lies with the way Humanistic Rabbis are trained — the same way as they were always trained, whereas Sherwin’s method of teaching and preaching via real Jews in real time was so much more meaningful and really does not require a lot of extra homework.

Real Jews in real time

An example: I chanced upon a print periodical called the Nextbook Reader, which contains material for at least a month’s worth of humanistic Shabbat services.

There was an essay about Mani Leib, the cobbler and Yiddish poet. He was an amazing example of human courage, perseverance, and ability to rise above misery. Osherow writes: “Here was a genuine American tragedy: a man with a great gift, spending his days in a shoe factory, welcoming tuberculosis because it won him the time to write his poetry in peace.”

Real Jews in real time. What does this man’s story have to say to us? How can the way he dealt with the incredible problems of his world…help us to deal with the problems of ours?

I could go several ways if I were to do a sermon on him.

His wisdom is found in many cultures — the wry acceptance of his life, the determination to be authentic.

How can we incorporate these qualities in our life? It’s very hard to be authentic. Mass consumer culture envelops us. The political or religious bullshit come at us from all angles. They all want a huge piece of our identity. What is the self? What is “a life”?

Then there’s the matter of wry acceptance. Of course life does not measure up to our expectations.

I would urge the congregation to take a moment and dwell on some part of their life that does not meet expectations and then try to cultivate an attitude of wry acceptance, perhaps while I read one more of his poems.

200+ posts

This is simply one example of the direction in which I would practice and teach Humanistic Judaism. I realized little while ago that I passed the 200 mark on blog posts, and most of them were inspired by Rabbi Wine.

I wrote them because I was not reading them anywhere else (though they may be). They were not being articulated in any humanistic congregation that I attended after I left the Birmingham Temple.

A recent Friday night service on Women in Judaism was exactly what I expected – more tales of mythical figures, specifically, Eve and Lilith.

Sample service theme

Enough already with the stories! I would do such a service quite differently.

Can we at least hear about real Jews in real time – lesser-known Jewish women who achieved greatly? That would be a first step. Then perhaps we can talk about the status of women in Judaism today.

We can note the numerous cases of very pious Jewish men who are, with the full approval of their religion, absolutely degrading to their women.

We can explore, as humanists, the reason for this sadomasochistic bond (reinforced by doctrine and dogma), the motivations for it, the cost of resistance, the hypocrisy of correct religious practice with loathsome personal behavior (see also: Catholic Church).

The better we understand religious people, the better equipped we will be to resist the relentless march of religion and its takeover of government and society.

Key Humanist themes

So my Humanistic Judaism, as a perusal of the posts will reveal, embodies several elements, in addition to not praying, that are missing from the milquetoast humanistic Judaism being practiced today.

(1) The basic philosophical arguments in favor of secularism, humanism, and atheism. Congregants should have a very clear understanding of what these terms mean and be able to discuss them with believers, should the occasion arise. Such studies will also help congregants understand and give words to their own beliefs.

Just as other religions make certain that their members understand the basic tenets, every member of the congregation would understand what humanists do and do not believe in… as well as the many meanings of “God” and “spirituality.”

(2) Real Jews in real time. No more stories. Humanists must be clear that the Torah is an ancient document that deserves very little attention. If they then want to go ahead and study it, fine. It’s your life. Knock yourself out.

(3) A critique — yes, you heard me — a critique of religion and religious behavior. I refer to the activist secular stance of many humanist organizations: active opposition to the continued encroachment of religion into society, government, and education.

It’s gone way too far already. We can no longer waste time talking about Eve and Lilith. We must figure out how to keep reason from being extinguished entirely.

We must have the courage to speak with Hitchens, Harris, and Dawkins: to affirm the possibility of a moral life without God…to indict religious behavior for the destructive insanity that is….to see the wide berth of undeserved acceptance that society gives it (the Pope and his outrageous red shoes!)…to disapprove of it as we would disapprove of bad drugs (feels good but harmful to the mind and dignity).

Urgency

While amiable humanistic rabbis recount Torah stories, orthodox Muslims are being programmed to destroy themselves and other human beings, to create a Muslim world. What stands in opposition? An equally virulent Christianity. We must be a very loud voice for reason.

(4) How do we use our Humanistic ideas to solve problems in our lives? I’ve heard some of this, but not nearly enough. If the congregants are coming for entertainment, stories, and Yiddishkeit, then let that be understood. But this is by no means the only approach to Secular Humanistic Judaism.

I know, I know, you have to bend philosophically to get the bodies in the seats. (The Orthodox don’t have this problem, of course.) If people lean toward Torah nostalgia, then that’s what you give them.

But I cannot finance it anymore. This is what I plan to tell the Rabbi at our next meeting.

Condition — NOT

The one condition, which will probably be unacceptable: that I become a prominent voice in the congregation, in accordance with (1)-(4) above. Maybe I could deliver a sermon once a month or write a regular column in the newsletter.

I don’t think it would ever happen.

I was recently called a “congregation of one.” I take that as a compliment.

I do know a few others. And I would rather have the companionship of their purity and integrity…than the company of thousands of believers…or even dozens of other so-called Secular Humanists, in many ways indistunguishable from other Jewish hypocrites who spin the ancient texts and pretend they’re relevant to us.

You have to give the Orthodox credit: at least they take their delusions seriously.

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Alan M. Perlman is a secular humanist speaker and author — most recently, of An Atheist Reads the Torah: Secular Humanistic Perspectives on the Five Books of Moses. For information, go to www.trafford.com/06-0056. He is the founder of Positive Humanists International/PHI ©

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